Poke-Comedy #2

Announcer: "Alright ladies and gentlemons, its time for this week's Poké-Comedy! The comedy act that pokes fun of the Pokémon way. Now here's your host, V the Eevee!"

Audience: *claps*

*I come onto the stage, wearing criminal stripes, and a small steel ball chained to my ankle.*

Me: "Greetings and welcome to another Poké-Comedy!"

Audience: *Murmurs*

Me: "If you were wondering about this get-up, I'll tell you the story. Last week while I was dodging all your criticisms, I ran into a couple of guards. Apparently, it was now against the law to tell Jinx joke. And let me tell ya, no matter what they say, the jailhouse does not rock."

*Womp-womp-waah...*

Me: "But enough of that! While I'm still on parole, let's get on with the jokes!"

Audience: *Cheers*

Me: "So I assume that everyone here by now know the lore behind our kind, the Pokéumans?"

Audience: *Nods and agreement*

Me: "So we all know that we come from the first actual Pokémons that roamed the ancient Earth long ago... I'm talking about Charmander, Shinxs, Riolus, Blazikens, and all those others, am I right?"

Audience: *Cheers*

Me: "However, one thought came to mind... What about all those mechanical Pokémons that we see before us? Surely, they can't exist in a time where technology hasn't been invented yet. I'm mean, how could mechanical Pokémons such as Magnemite exist if their first form of advance tech was a magic stone? *Whispers* And I'm not looking at you Fairy-Types out there."

Random Clefairy: "Hmph!"

Me: "So here's is my most logical theories ever.... Walking time machines from the future? Biomechanical lifeforms? Aliens?..."

*Oooo-wooo-oooo*

Audience: "Laughs*

*Zed flew in.*

Zed: "Hey! I heard that, V! Totally uncalled for!..."

Me: *Sweatdrops* "Sorry... It just humor after all..."

Zed: "Sure... I'll just magnetize you're bed once you come back from the 'Funny Farm Jail'..."

Audience: "Chuckles a bit."

*Zed flew out.*

Me: "Anyway... Those theories may sound good, but their is no proof to back it up. If you ask me, I believe the Gods were Crazy! Hehehe!"

*The whole stage began to shake violently, then calmed down.*

Audience: *Slightly frightened.*

Me: "Don't worry guys, there's no earthquake coming. It just Arceus giving his disapproval..."

*Ba-dum-tish!*

Me: "Moving on... If mechanical Pokémons should hadn't existed yet, then what did they call Steel-Types back then? Because obviously, if you known your history, the so called 'Iron Age' hasn't came by yet. Even then, steel wasn't invented yet."

Audience: *Murmurs*

Me: "Like if you asked a Lucario what his type was back then, he may say: 'I'm part Fighting, part...um....something else... oh right! I'm a Fighting/Something Type.'"

*Dramatic pause*

Me "Wait. You're fighting what now?..."

Audience: *Laughs out loud.*

Me: *bows*

Me: "Okay, I have a something to ask the audience. How many here are either Kadabras or Alakazams?"

*Several Alakazams and Kadabras raised there hands/paws from the audience.*

Me: "Okay. Did you guys ever consider what the ancient Pokémons of your species used back then?"

*Most of the Kadabras and Alakazams shrugged.*

Me: "And I thought Alakazams are supposed to be super geniuses. Hahaha! But seriously... Since steel probably used back then, they may have substitutes like stone and wood. Why? Because back then, there was no spoon."

Audience: *Chuckles*

Female Kadabra: "Aaah!!! My spoon is missing!"

Male Alakazam: "My spoons are missing too."

Me: "Don't panic people. You guys just misplaced the..."

*Then a random Joltick, partially painted blue, ran across the stage carrying a bag of shiny spoons.*

Joltick: "SPOOOOOOOOOOONS!"

Audience: *Laughing*

Me: "Gah! After him!"

*Me, Zed, and a whole bunch of Kadabras and Alakazams chased after the small Joltick.*

Me: "Thank you all for coming! Hopefully I'll be out of jail next week. See you soon. *To the Joltick* Why do you need so many dang spoons you little..."

Announcer: "This week's comedy act was brought to you by 'Spoons'! The best tool ever created so you could eat you soups and cereals without looking like an idiot."

Joltick: "SPOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!"